Tasty But Deadly

In MSN's article "Best and Worst Theme Park Foods" I prefer the worst foods.

1) Funnel cake. I've never had it but you can't go wrong with fried dough dusted with powdered sugar.

2) Nachos. They can't be that bad. There's dairy in the cheese and sour cream. Protein in the beans and meat. Veggies with the olives and the guacamole. There's even tomato to stand in for fruit. Must be the chips that make them unhealthy. Skip the chips and hand me a spoon.

3) Chili cheese fries. It's a must when I go to Nation's. I can't imagine it'd be different at a park.

4) Corn dogs. Corn dog castle and corn dog queen.

5) Turkey Leg. On my last Disney trip (3+ years ago) I ate the whole thing. They go best with frozen lemonade.

6) Cotton candy aka pixie floss. That's kinda a gross. Eating someone's used floss.

7) Pizza. That's a lazy item. They have that everywhere. I have it in my freezer.

8) Candy apple. I would get tired after the first bite. I prefer apples in fritters or pie.

9) Corn on the cob. What a genius vegetable.

10) Skewers. Meat good. Veggies optional. Can they skewer corn kernels on?

11) Bring your own. They have a picture of carrot and celery sticks. That's lame. You should stay home if that's what you eat for fun. They should only be a decoration next to buffalo wings....oooh that sounds good.

Here's a few additional items I would like to try.

2) Fried candy bar. Sounds hot.

3) Fried pickle. Sounds a little gross but it's more exciting than the carrot sticks.

*bonus point: who is the corn dog queen?