Thursday, September 23, 2010

Resident Evil: The College Edition

growing up my parents would stress the importance of a good education. i remember being sick and my mom would tell me to get well soon so i wouldn't fall too far behind. yes because missing out on the proper way to use glue and macaroni would lead me to failure later in life.

the importance of school has not been lost on me even to this day. i had a dream i was back in the same ivy league college from the last dream and well the zombie apocalypse was upon us. i managed to lead a group to safety. there was running around, ducking under tables and i killed a zombie with a dry erase marker. yes, i am that skilled. i was annoyed the whole time because i was in a review session and the zombies would not leave us alone.

the next day classes continued. i was taking advanced calculus and so was jocelyn. asked why she was there she said for fun -_-. on campus they were cleaning up the mess the zombies left behind. zombies are pretty messy.

when i got to english class the assignment was to write about what we did during the zombie apocalypse. ann said she missed the whole thing because she was stuck in line at the cafeteria. they were selling corn dogs filled with hot dogs wrapped in bacon.

i think i love dream college.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If Claire Redfield wasn't giving out head-shots while wearing a sharp dress-suit, then I don't think I missed anything. I hope I at least I got eat my hot dog.