The Fourth Wall

This blog would cease to exist if I didn't have my friends and family. They are the source material that keeps this whole thing going.

So on Friday after watching Star Trek the movie (JJ Abrams is a freakin' genius. I swear it was one of those movies that reminded me that I walk a very thin line between everyday person and fan girl. I would watch it again. I would've bought it legally if they sold it right there and then)a few of us stopped by Jack in the Box to eat. How high school of us. I think we would've gone to Arajo's if it weren't for a certain type of flu currently in the news (whatever, some of us are racists). Anyway somewhere between WOW and weddings the idea of lucid dreaming came up.

Allen wanted to learn to control what happened in his dreams or at least become aware in the dream he was dreaming because it would then become a new form of entertainment for him. However last time I checked he hadn't quite gotten there yet but instead
found himself in some very strange scenarios.

I can remember once where I realized I was dreaming and was able to manipulate some stuff around. It's pretty fun although at some point I lost control and ending up driving off a bridge. I think i was trying to see if I could go from bridge to water without dying. You know like in mario kart where if you drive away from the island track that guy on the cloud will come and fish you out of the ocean.

So, in a recent dream I found myself in a spanish-tile type of resort by the beach. Everything was sunset colors. Anywhoo, it's a group trip and I run into jocelyn in the lobby. we're heading out somewhere and she tells me she needs to wait for her husband. so we're waiting and you know who her husband is? it's ryan renolds but as wade wilson aka deadpool(sorry kevin)! he had the swords and everything. i ask her how that happened and she wasn't sure. wade was pushing a baby stroller (When i told jocelyn that part she got so mad. Not the fact that her husband wasn't kevin but the stroller part. It's a good thing I didn't tell her it was one of those that hold three kids at once). i asked wade what he thought about his depiction in the wolverine movie and he looks at me and goes, "You know about that? Can you see the yellow bubbles and boxes too?". Just then I realize that everyone had been speaking in yellow bubbles. Then a yellow thought box came up next to my head which read, "My life is a comic book? This is the best thing ever!".

But alas my alarm sounded and life is not a comic book. I double checked by talking out loud but there were no yellow bubbles.

"spider-man cheated because he didn't make his own web. if he really did it wouldn't come from his wrists. it'd come from his butt"- sis.