In Sickness & In Health

i cyberstalked my way into acquiring a new facebook friend. i don't think he'll ever read this blog but in order to protect the names and identities of the innocent i will name him montana.

i think montana is my work husband. drew called him something else but it's not pc so i won't say what it is here. like most new relationships it was fun at first. we'd remember random things the other person said before, discuss who we thought was hot or not, and making little changes to accommodate the other person.

then the honeymoon period ended and i found myself wanting some space. maybe it's just that the newness wore off and we fell into a rut.

after not talking to him for about a week he wanted to know what had happened to me. i was out due to a cold. he said he was sick too and that i should stop copying him. he then tried to diagnose what i was sick with. it was really childish but i found the whole thing kinda charming especially when he tried to guess what my coughs sounded like by making different coughing sounds.

but i've learned he's just buying his time at his job until something better comes along. he still wants me to call even when he has a new job. not sure how that's going to work if i don't have his number. also he has the memory of a goldfish so he might remember to tell me when he does leave. well that's what facebook is for right?

"maybe you have mono. you know what that is right? the kissing disease. is there something you want to tell me?" - montana

"what is wrong with you? ok, i didn't mean for it to sound like that" - jocelyn.

"you can get a divorce but you're going to have to pay for it" - drew.

"when you said "'til death" did you mean yours naturally or menancingly as in my death by you?" - syche.