Sunday, February 14, 2010

Lack of Common Sense = Monies

Two-inch LEGO gun gets 4th-grader in trouble

I love the picture. If this was made to scale, I’m sure our streets would be much safer with our officers carrying such weapons.

Growing up I remember much more destructive items my school let pass.
1. Candy cigarettes
2. Syringe lead pencils
3. Beebe guns
4. Sling shots
5. Pocket knives

But there were a few things my school banned which made no sense
1. Koosh balls
2. foot balls
3. jump ropes
4. Colored chalk

I kinda get now why my generation is fat, addicted, and violent

Friday, February 12, 2010

Serial Killer Tendencies--> Monogamy

I read this article on a scientific study about what TV preferences say about a person and behold the answer to why a gal like me is still without her guy.

Fantasy and sci-fi watchers have trouble facing reality. There is room for imagination and the relationship can be fun. But because the person's grip with reality is weak they have trouble going to the next level. The relationship tends to be short-term. People who like crime dramas are ready and can be long-term.

I can't believe someone who watches drama has more dating potential than I do. So someone who likes a show like CSI makes a better partner than I who watch Fringe. This is terrible. To be in a good relationship one has to like watching people in suits solving murders committed by people but not like watching people in suits solving murders committed by science experiments.

According to this chinese zodiac dinner mat that i read during lunch I'm compatible with Sheep and Rabbits. Snakes and I conflict. You know who's a snake? ZQ. Sheep are four years older and rabbits are 8 years older. So my dating age should be 4 or 8 years. My parents are perfect matches based on their zodiac signs.

Dang, I came this close to being set up with someone 8 years older. I would think someone that age would have their life together already. Most likely he'd be working a steady job, is looking to settle down and finding the perfect gal to start a family with. Yes, that is totally my scene....

You win this round science. Long live Plutonic Day!