And So It Begins

the wedding season is off to a late start for me. i hope this doesn't turn into a yearly thing. i don't know how many times i can recycle dresses.

i will be working this next wedding. i like working weddings now. no, i'm not talking about the side hobby of "making friends" at a wedding. for some reason they tend to expire or are only good the day of. i've been assigned the welcome table. i wish i could say it's because i'm a good greeter but my current status got me this gig. yes, being single does have it's perks. you get to sit up front and have first look at the merchandise. that was a pretty terrible thing to write but it's true.

i hate to disappoint but as you know i don't perform in front of a live audience. also, the brain is kinda slow for me here. i don't realize i like someone until it's too late. oh and i currently am feeling bleh about dating.

i got my wedding invite in the mail today for drew and syche's wedding. the inner envelope was labeled "den". What does that mean? Oh, the J and E got connected and looked it looked like the word "den".

since i'm on the topic of weddings. i had a dream about one. so, do u want to hear it? if not just stop reading. ok i'll go. in this dream i haven't seen laurie in weeks. i think i just came back from china. i finally see her and she shows me her wedding invites. dale's name is not on the invite. before i can ask her what's up she disappears. drew tells me that laurie is marrying some random guy. throughout the dream i'm trying to find out what happened but i can't. transformers are squatting in my house and they're trying to kill humans for forcing them to live in shanty towns. the neighborhood was overgrown with trees and parts of town were now underwater. i managed to stun a robot by hitting him in the head with a converter box. i end up in serramonte and it's five floors now. oh and the Niners won the superbowl so everybody is wearing red and gold. Crazy right? I know the team has been doing well so far but wow.

"it's hard to say i'd rather stay awake when i'm asleep 'cuz everything is never as it seems"- owl city.