Dear Hair

i am sorry.

i put convenience above you and now look what has happened.

i spoke in chinese and instead of a trim you became a short cut.

i should have not forced one side of you to comply with the other.

i know it hurts you when others see and turn away in horror.

I know it confused you when so and so said "i didn't recognize you in that cut because it makes you look japanese".

i know it's not funny when we wake up in the morning and you look as though you've exploded.

i know it burns when i use the straightener.

if it makes you feel better we can be two-face for halloween. one side can be cutesy bob and the other can simulate wind blowing through it. you'll look really cool.

in a few weeks you'll grow back to your former glory. it'll be ok.

oh i forgot, the wedding we'll be in 2 weeks from now. many will see what i have done to you.

dear hair,

i am sorry.